What are the best ways to sneak onto golf courses public and private?

QUESTION: Don't reply telling me not to. I don't have enough money to pay $ 40 to $ 50 each time on want to play golf. I played competitive high school golf and now don't have the money because I'm in college. My strategies include late day golf, stealing Club Car keys, and sneaking on rainy days. What a load of crap. Sneaking onto a golf course when there's no one playing is the same thing as stealing a car? Trespassing is not a win lose economically. No one is losing money when you play free golf and respect the course like I do at off peak hours. I've gotten caught and no one has ever taken me to court. My law school frat brother says no course is going to pay a lawyer to prosecute some college kid. Please answer the question at hand. ANSWER:

Answer by Gimme an ABCDEFG
just dont